i have just been informed by my parents that i'm a cynical person and when i'm angry i can be extremely bitchy and sarcastic.
and i'm highly critical too.
wow whee.
they suggest i go for a makeover.
with frilly dresses and etiquette courses?
and dainty dinners with shining silverware and listening to whispered compliments while eating the wing of a dove and something something.
(do people really eat doves?)
no thank you. *forced curtsy*
but thank you ever so much. *forced dainty smile*
ever ever so much.
ever ever ever so much.
ever ever ever ever ever...
ok i'm really pushing it.

anyway.
they also happened to be very uncomfortably interested in what i write on my blog after reading an article about schools suspending students for their comments.
what happened to freedom of speech?
wait, thats in america-the country of hotdogs inspired by dicks!
when i told them i pen sarcastic but yet at the same time slighty humorous entries, they warned me not to type about the school and teachers.
they were afraid i might get suspended just for airing my views.
what the..
its. the. dumbest. thing. i've. ever. heard.
but thought provoking at the same time.
*shrugs*
well...
come get me PEE-CHAN.

(told you this was going to be short)